cobbler

A shoe maker (or a shoe cobbler- together-er)

I went to the cobbler because the sole of my sneaker fell off

by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006

BLIND COBBLERS THUMBS

Very pert Ladies nipples caused when aroused or on a cold day.Can usually be seen best when it is not snurding season.

"Look at the rivets on that! There like blind cobblers thumbs!"

by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004

cobbler whore

Term of Endearment

Maddox stop being a cobbler whore

by ijustwon March 22, 2011

Chubbler

Someone you wouldn't normally touch with Barna's dick, but if the beer googles set in you'll probably deem them bonejob worthy. Not quite fat, but a layer of blubber will usually cover their entire body. May be used as an acceptable gamepiece when hogging.

*See R. Freeman circa 2004

Examples:

1. Gerace: "Bro, I love chubblers." Merkent: "Are you fuckin' hammered?"
Hanley: "Jerkasses."

2. "Goodbye, Chubbler." (directed at a pudgy stuffed gopher at the Field Museum in Chicago.)

by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

chobber

idiot,wanker as in Knobber chobber

waht a chobber
You knobber chobber

by tommy toe poker October 22, 2003

cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008

Chubble

Chubble - noun, verb - to move or to be like a mass of fat, to chubble. ALSO: one who chubbles is a chubbler.

Example: Stop chubbling and run damn you!

by disturbed April 6, 2004