Dick Cheney

the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Dick Cheney

a fucking puppet for bush's foreign and domestic policies

by Merlyn June 29, 2003

Lynne Cheney

An evil woman that stated on the Daily Show that there have been no major terrorist attacks since 9-11 when questioned about the anthrax attacks, the London bombing, and all the bombs in Iraq that have killed over 3,500 AMERICANS...etc. She responded
" Yes, but we are talking about American interests"
What the fuck is wrong with this psychopathic bitch? For god sakes most of the people killed in above mentioned attacks were Americans and the others were British. So basically what she is saying is that the people in the army, and British lives don't matter to Americans and especially don't matter to her. Now I don't know about you but to me each of these lives are important and matter very much.

Lynne Cheney is a sick fuck.

by Codydaskiier October 31, 2007

Dick Cheney

To shoot a team mate in the face with a shotgun while playing a FPS

Wolf: Ill Dick Cheney your ass
Shell Cracker: lol you better not

by Gen-Wolf April 29, 2008

dick cheney

A hired gun who will "accidently" shoot his own friends. He is old and was vice president of the USA for 8 horrible years. He had more power and authority than the actual president. He has strong republican values and that is why the world started to hate the US, becuase the rest of the world is liberal. Was the former CEO of Haliburton so he has business ties that further screwed the USA. Him and his Georgey left the USA in horrible condition, just to see if the democrats can make it better. Gave up by 2003 and with the supervision of G. Bush pointed the USA military at a random country (first he landed on Canada, then China, then landed on Iraq). Suspected robot because he is so old.

Dick Cheney is a dick.

by SilenceDogood January 14, 2010

Dick Cheney Duck Shot

When a guy pulls his penis out of a woman before nutting, and swings it to the side and nuts on the person next to him.

"Oh No I am gonna nut, *pulls out* Oh, sorry about that Dick Cheney Duck Shot on your face"

by Cupcake_Kid November 1, 2009

pull a Cheney

Accidentally shooting your friend while hunting (usually while drunk.)

Hunter A: "Oh man, I accidentally shot Jethro the other day while we were hunting!"
Hunter B: "Damn! I know he's a total jerk, but no need to pull a Cheney!"
Hunter A: "Yeah, you know how I can get when I'm plastered."

by Bryan Gosselin July 12, 2006