suit cheeser

It is a person who always wears a suit. To every event, no matter of the dresscode.
Like a cheeser, he is always wearing it.

He also likes to shove massive tools and objects up his bum.

*at bbq*
Oh damn Max is so a suit cheeser

by sad_programmer September 6, 2018

Toasted Cheeser

When a women puts nacho cheese on your dick and hot sauce in her mouth and then gives you a BJ.

DUDE! I went back stage and the stripper gave me a toasted cheeser!

by OGWASHINGTON March 3, 2023

Gary cheeser

An adjective used to describe any cheesy thing a man or woman does, whether it be good or bad a, Gary cheeser can be any manner of things from a pedophile to a politician.

Man that guy mark is such a cheesing bastard!

Oh yeah marks a Gary cheeser if I’ve ever seen one!

Real cheesy for sure…

by Cheesastercj December 18, 2023

Fat Cheeser

The type of character in a predominantly older gentleman's drinking establishment that has a surrounding miasma of smegma due to poor personal hygiene.

"Haw man, whits that fuckin tang?"
"It's that fat cheeser at the end o the bar. His baws havenae seen soap since Band Aid"

by Tendek January 16, 2026

3 point cheeser

A person who only shoots 3 pointers in nba 2k. Know for zigzagging through the defense and shooting the 3 off the rip. Know for not being able to play in the paint or anywhere inside the perimeter.

Jaylen was being a 3 point cheeser by cheesing the Thunder defense due to the lack of his ability to play inside the perimeter.

by Jasondacheeser August 25, 2016

New York goat-cheeser

Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.

The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.

by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025

Charlotte Chili Cheeser

When a partner or acquaintance defalcates themselves (chili cheese) followed by the other partner or acquaintance placing their penis (hotdog) between the soiled butt cheeks of the other.

“I gave this girl a Charlotte chili cheeser and now I have to throw all my sheets away”

by Stunnaboygetemhollywood November 30, 2025