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the Cheat

1. A yellow cat-like creature with black spots, known only to exist in Strongbadia.

2. One who is not dead.

3. One who looks like the Cheat.

4. One who you can't stay mad at.
The Cheat is not dead....no....the cheat is not dead.
by Ben September 10, 2003
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cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.
guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.
by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010
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cheatercheaterbestfriendeater

a song by Christofer Drew (nevershoutnever) in which he disses his ex-girlfriend for cheating on him with his best friend and many other people. the most epic cheating song ever.
guy: My girlfriend just broke up with me. :(
Christofer Drew: that's okay, she's a cheatercheaterbestfriendeater, she'll get std's soon enough. (:
by imintrouble; August 29, 2010
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chastiny

a beautiful lady with a great spiritual connection. she loves life and values good relationships. blessed and highly favored. She does not like to chastise others.
Chastiny is always looking out for other individuals for the good of our human race.
by debrenee February 2, 2017
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Cheated

Worse shock in the world. When you find out by accident or the person you love deliberately reveals that they are emotionally or physically involved with someone else.Without even telling you or any warning.

You feel worthless, self pitied and wronged and it's like the Worst feeling in the world. As you loved them and trust them with all your heart. But they don't care about you or your emotions for them you were just another shoe on their dooemat. These people are disrespectful, superficial and extremely untrustable and often have multiple relationships going on they will come back to a genuine person after realising what they lost unconditional love. But you can't accept them back as you lose all love and respect for them when you find out their true self behind that mask that they use.

It's better to eliminate them from your lives for good. But don't let that experience make you bitter or angry at future attempts of love. Just don't invest heavily in emotion or time unless you've tested them properly.
Dave: what happened Joey between you and your girlfriend.

Joey : Left her bitch was deliberately ignoring me later I found out slut was cheating with some other guy.

Dave: Sorry Bruh u just got cheated and used by that slut
by Boris33_ November 1, 2019
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chastity device

n.

An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.

For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.

For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.

Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
As a submissive pseudomale, I always wear a chastity device when I engage in sexual activities.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021
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The Cheat

Strong Bad's little yellow buddy who enjoys making short cartoons on his iMac and resting in the crisper drawer.
The Cheat is the best player on the CGNU beat stuff up team.
by Kameron the best June 20, 2003
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