champagne

Reference to an underage, yet desirable female. Used due to similar characteristics: (1) alcohol enriched and (2) aged for approximately 15 years.

While at a party.

Guy 1: “Look at her. How old you think she is?”

Guy 2: “’bout 15 or 16”

Guy 1 & 2: “Champagne!.”

The two gentlemen proceed to touch fists in a celebratory fashion.

History of the word:

During a party I noticed several really hot yet underage young ladies. As a joke I told my friend, "I like my women how i like my champagne...full of alcohol and aged for 15 years". It has now found its way into our vocabulary.

by Mauro Aguilar June 21, 2007

man champagne

1) The fluid excreted from the male's penis during elaculation.
2) Reproductive fluid containing sperm. Also known as: Semen, cum, spooge, love juice or man seed

When that chick with the chrome lipstick gave me head, it only took 2 minutes until she was covered from head to toe in man champagne

by cojack June 9, 2005

Champagne Slipper

Gushing champagne into a woman's vagina and drinking thereof

I loved the mixture of alcohol and pussy juice fountain dripping all over my face after giving her a champagne slipper.

by johnsjunk January 26, 2012

Strawberries and Champagne

An inappropriately affectionate experience shared by 2 dudes that would be better shared by a dude and a chick.

On their trip to Vegas, John and Eric ordered strawberries and champagne from room service. When they realized what they'd done, they swore never to speak of it again.

by JohnCheatsAtGorillas June 20, 2017

champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.

AOC partying with the elite at the met gala is the perfect example of what a champagne socialist she is.

by Grgrman May 1, 2022

Champagne

noun: A feigned injury. (Also the name of a drink the ambulance chasers toast on)

Guy 1: Woah! Did you see that footballer dive seconds after contact then roll around like he's been shot?!

Guy 2: Yeah, man! He's well exhibiting Champagne! I hope he gets a red card, then actually shot!

by Effsix July 11, 2010

champagne bubblebath

standing in the shower with the shower off with your partner kneeling down, you proceed to pour champagne down your chest so it runs over your genital area while she is performing oral sex upon you.

i had an awesome champagne bubblebath last night! it was great! the more i poured, the harder she sucked!!

by stakzent February 19, 2011