Chalant

The opposite to nonchalant. Feeling or appearing irritated and unable to relax. Displaying anxiety, interest and enthusiasm.

She gave a shit(chalant)

by Bigma/pazza December 29, 2018

Ahmed Chalabi

An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.

Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.

by Xyzzy September 21, 2004

Grammatically Challanged

Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.

my inglish teecher sez dat im inprooving

(My English teacher says that I'm improving.)

by Arran October 23, 2004

chalisa

Someone who is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see but also the cruelest

Remember chalisa? She left brad because she got bored of him,then she got with Ryan and lied to brad about it!

by Fingerprint April 24, 2017

Chaosalvation

The belief that the only way to escape the chaos of the world is to stop caring about it in the first place.

Buddha was in a state of chaosalvation, for his utter lack of feeling for chaos was perfect in all ways.

by Sir. Joseph D. Smith May 3, 2008

chalysa

This person is loving, kind,loyal,and faithful. But she has very bad trust issues she thinks everyone is going to fuck her over. If she thinks you can change and do better she'll be there for you but she doesnt like liers! She also has haters!!!

Boy#1:you know her
Boy#2:who
Boy#1:chalysa
Boy#2:yea she mine

by PrinxessP March 13, 2017

Al-Chalabi

A sweaty penis which ejaculates sweaty cum.

The boy was sweating everywhere, his Al-Chalabi reached climax and a pool of sweat flowed.

by Rich, J February 11, 2019