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christmas 

a holiday that has absolutely nothing to do with jesus, and is just a day where spoiled rich kids get whatever they want from their sorry ass parents. and girls forget about their peoblems and think its the day for make up sex.
oh its christmas? you know whats happing today then.
christmas by Tiktok. refrences. December 19, 2019

Christmas 

A day celebrated for a big guy in a red suit to break into your house, eat you’re cookie, and leave you girls for being a good boy or girl. If you’re naughty you get punished.
Santa punished my mom On Christmas for being really really bad this Year.
Christmas by Christmas lady 221 December 20, 2019

christmas 

A time where you can drink and will never get judged. Oh almost forgot.... and when Jesus was born.
dude 1: hey are you coming to my christmas party

dude 2: ya man only for the drinks though
christmas by 🎅 December 24, 2019

Christmas 

Christmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed primarily on December 25 as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it is preceded by the season of Advent or the Nativity Fast and initiates the season of Christmastide, which historically in the West lasts twelve days and culminates on Twelfth Night;15 in some traditions, Christmastide includes an octave. Christmas Day is a public holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated religiously by a majority of Christians,20 as well as culturally by many non-Christians, and forms an integral part of the holiday season centered around it.

The traditional Christmas narrative, the Nativity of Jesus, delineated in the New Testament says that Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in accordance with messianic prophecies. When Joseph and Mary arrived in the city, the inn had no room and so they were offered a stable where the Christ Child was soon born, with angels proclaiming this news to shepherds who then further disseminated the information.
Christmas by Iamsanta November 30, 2019

Christmas 

The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)
Yo bro this christmas is boutta be so lit fam you feel me can't wait for santa yummy
Christmas by Mike dece September 22, 2020

Christmas 

A wonderful holiday / yearly event on the 25th of December even though people talk about it in November... and now October apparently.
“Hey! You guys excited for Christmas?!?!!”
“Dude, shut up it’s JULY!!”
Christmas by CheesyBoi65 November 18, 2020