cathedral of failure

A monumental failure of biblical proportions

Look at this. It's a cathedral of failure.

by Cerros November 1, 2010

Cathedral High School

A school full of hicks , that swear there the shit. Half of the girls are catfishes. Very ghetto. Don’t have any morals or self respect . Love the gossip

Person : “hey did you see that pic of all them cathedral girls showing there pink panties ?”

Person #2 : “ wrd they cathedral high school smuts “

by Kat Dior November 11, 2019

Cony-catcher

Any con-man, trickster, pimp, or thief looking for an innocent mark, or "cony", to trick.

That cony-catcher is just waiting for a rube to shakedown.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

backup catcher

A short, squat guy who probably has a receding hairline, spent a long time in the minor leagues, and is better-known for his defense than for anything he does as a hitter.

Michael McKenry should be the backup catcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates.

by Bucs Dugout October 11, 2011

breath catcher

A very beautiful person, usually female. This person is so gorgeous that when you see her you can't help but to stop and stare in amazement and awe. She tends to have a calming effect on you, so during this moment of staring, you slow down and calm down. You get a few seconds to catch your breath. Hence the term "breath catcher."

Jessica is so pretty. I could stare at her all day and never get tired of it. She's definitely a breath catcher.

by country@heart May 23, 2016

shart cathedral

Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.

Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?

I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.

Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.

by Bubber22 May 8, 2017

Pretzel Catcher

A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.

Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.

by T-Dawg2017 September 20, 2018