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Rains of Castamere

Refers to popular ballad sung by bards in Westeros (Game of Thrones setting) which narrates the annihilation of Lord Castamere by Tywin Lannister. More in general, the expression is used as a warning or a threat.
Yesterday my mom said that I was in for a bad surprise -- She Rains of Castamered me.
Rains of Castamere by p993 February 6, 2013
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douchebag casting call 

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.
Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
douchebag casting call by Raixor November 24, 2013
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Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.
Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

Anonymous Casting

A free form podcast that utilizes various pseudonyms and voice modulation to disguise the speakers. This is done in an attempt to reduce the biases of the listener. This form of podcast was deeply influenced by Midnight Gospel and its lead character played by Duncan Trussel.
Joe Rogan suggested on his podcast that podcasts were in their adolescence and that a new form needed to be developed. Due to this suggestion anonymous casting was devised to remove the bias that listeners experience when they know who will be on the episode.

Castillero Chamber Orchestra

A skilled, award-winning orchestra from Castillero Middle School. Chamber is the elite fourth level of the prominent strong orchestra program in Castillero; Beginning, Intermediate, Advanced, and Chamber. Castillero Chamber Orchestra plays pieces from Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and many other well-known musicians.
The Castillero Chamber Orchestra is conducted by Scott Krijnen, a fantastic cellist and teacher.

Casterboarding 

Noun. To ride a casterboard. Casterboards are usually propelled by moving in a snakelike motion.
I was casterboarding for hours. It was a blast! WOO!
Casterboarding by HawiianPunch1 February 15, 2014

castreau 

A combination of "Trudeau" and "Castro"

Basically Margaret Trudeau visited Castro in Cuba roughly 9 months before Justin Trudeau was born, and the media at the time was highlighting how Margaret was too "friendly" with Fidel Castro.. Suggesting that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son.

Picture comparisons between the two evidence that the two are likely father and son.
Hey Justin Trudeau just announced Emergencies Act to quash peaceful protests in Ottawa, formerly known as the War Measures Act. Did you hear?

Yes I did. Damn that Castreau. Like father like son.
castreau by easytheretiger February 20, 2022