Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.

flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"

by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010

stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

by Violet Jennifer Rose August 22, 2014

Buffalo Card

Every man born with 2 buffalo cards and you lose a buffalo card every time you have sex with a fat girl.

“You fucked Emily? Ew, that’s a buffalo card bro.”

by SuPapiChulo July 2, 2021

Yellow carded

Being sent outside from a bar or club by bouncers, to cool down for a few minutes. similar to recieving a Yellow card in Rugby where a player has to sit in the sin bin for 10minutes.

Ben totally got yellow carded last night at nubar, he sat outside for half an hour.

by bvolschenk October 21, 2012

report card

something you dont want your mom to see

i hope my mom doesnt see my report card

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

doxness card

A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.

John: Hey I got that douchebag's doxness card!
Mark: Heheheh lets order that bitch some pizzas bro!

by T3HHYENAS May 26, 2011

Mom Card

When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.

Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....

by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016