Calvin Harris

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

by Rectangular Strawberry August 3, 2022

calvin sutter

A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.

Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.

Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick

by Awesome man who fucked your mo January 7, 2018

Hot Calvin

A load of jiz cooled off then reheated in the microwave and thrown on a person's face.

I gave him a hot calvin as a favor for rewarding me with a Kentucky Klondike bar.

by Stains3 July 11, 2016

calvin dekleined

After effect of doing too much lines/bumps of Coke and Ketamine.

Mate I don’t know how I made it home last night, I Calvin deKleined in the bathroom of “insert club”

by 2018basement45 March 20, 2020

Calvin College

A tiny, ass college in michigan. not a single drop of beer or drugs on campus. 99% dutch. they are tall blonde snobby bastards. although it gets alot of snow here, so good for snowboarding and skiing.
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.

Dutch
chrstian
tall
hot
Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)

Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C

by OmAR16456532 January 23, 2009

Calvin Kleining

Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.

Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining

by Proudweareofallofthem August 23, 2012

Calvin Klein

What you wear when you can't afford Ralph Lauren and/or when you're waging a war on society and decide that you're not going to join in with the mainstream fuckbois.

Dude: "Yo man what's up with the Calvin Klein? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLOS SON??"

Friend: "Man fuck Polos, I'm done with that shit. FUCK SOCIETY."

Dude: "You're broke aren't you?"

Friend: "..Maybe."

booty ralph lauren

by jeremyrepublic August 16, 2016