callums corner

A TicTac spazmoid who thinks he knows how to do karate. He acts hard and says not to mess with him. Became famous over his videos critisizing BGMedia.

Yo have u seen tictac spazmoid callums corner on youtube recently?

by PilziYT January 10, 2017

Callum

Lovable idiot. Amazing guy that girls seem to magnet towards. Oblivious. Can't tell when someone likes him. Everyone's favourite punching bag. Plays a lot of Star Wars Battlefront. Super gay... or a straight girl... we still haven't decided. His girlfriend loves him very much.

Callum you're addicted the Star Wars!

by Starisapotato September 29, 2019

calum hoods toenail

Some random punk bitch on the internet ....lmao

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....

by Borrison the Wise May 24, 2016

Caliub

The best friend anyone could ever ask for! A real Ryder! Sweet nice all round best friend. Always there for u if u need. Through thick and thin won't ever leave u. One of the best guys I know

"Hey I need to move this weekend I know I'll call caliub for help!"

by StiNA TrASh WhITe August 19, 2016

Calum Clachair

The Gaelic version of the cartoon "Bob the Builder."

Calum Clachair airs on BBC ALBA in Scotland. It one of the very few cartoons dubbed in Scottish Gaelic.

by TiggerCelestia06 April 9, 2017

CALCUMATATER

When another assumed human being with a stable gender asks you to count their potatoes and the act requires a calculator.
is often best used to adress someone who is good at doing so (eg.You are the best CALCUMATATER there is!!)

Dude:Hey bro im growing them sweet potato-tatoers!!
Dude#2:COol DO YuO kNw Hwo many you haVE THeere??
Dude:NOOOO BROOOOOO.
Dude#2Cool Lemme Just pull out my c alculator and add these alll up
Dude:ok kk lmoa kkk
Dude#2:THats 3333 Tater PotTAters you got there !
Dude: Youre an awesome CALCUMATATER!!!

by SKILLX100 June 11, 2017

calum stockdale

A deaf boy who is very eggy and has sexual intercourse with Jacob Massey

You complete little Calum Stockdale

by The ninky nonk February 9, 2018