Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.
"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.
"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.
"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
by shibataken October 5, 2011
Get the cali mug.Caleb is a short underestimated boy. His good looks are usually left in the dirt by his small height. He is smart, good at sports, and a great musician. Caleb is good at everything, but somehow, nobody has a crush on him! He makes sure to wash his hair every day, unlike his friends who somehow get all of the girls. Caleb is sitting and waiting for the right girl to come along- he is partial to brunettes, and wants a girl like himself. A soccer-playing musical girl. Who will it be?
by Silver_The_Wolf February 13, 2018
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Caleb is a guy that has a natural heart and doesn’t like to work in groups or as a team and usually wears dark colored clothes. Caleb isn’t the popular person and he doesn’t care if he’s popular, Cute, smart, physically fit or anythin . Caleb usually hides their problems from everyone but their one special girl. When a friend of Caleb’s is sad Caleb would stay and keep company and try to make them happy. Sometimes a Caleb can’t be left alone for a day. When a Caleb heart is pure and kind he’ll only fight and hurt someone when some close to Caleb gets hurt and when he sees that he needs to step in and do something when no one else is doing anything to help. When a Caleb heart is corrupted with anger and act with violence is when he’ll hurt those around him when he gets more angered. Caleb is a good tactical strategy by himself, with his special girl and depending on when he’s teamed up with other people. Caleb usually stays behind when theirs too many people on the frontline and barely any support from behind, Caleb only uses what he’s comfortable with using from long range to close up and personal in a fight. A Caleb can become your greatest friend and most trusted person in a fight or your worst enemy and scariest person in a fight if you know what a Caleb is cable in a fight. Caleb tends to have pacifists personality when he’s calm and at peace with himself. In the end when you have Caleb as a friend and you know that he’s always there for you no matter what.
The new girl in school: hey who’s that small nerdy looking girl by herself?
Poplar girl: that’s a girl that no body likes.
Caleb’s girl: *hears what the popular girl is saying about her to and thinking that she doesn’t deserve Caleb*
The new girl in school: ok. Who’s that boy over there?
Popular girl: that’s Caleb. One of the school hockey players and he’s a good defensive and super cute, I heard he’s single but it’s too bad he can’t see how many girls actually like him.
Caleb: *walks up to his girl and sees her crying and hugs her* who made you cry
Caleb’s girl: n-no one....
Caleb: was it the one of the popular girls again? *wipes her tears away*
Caleb’s girl: y-yes.....
Caleb: ok. Remember I’ll do something to protect you whe. You tell me. *lets her go and walks towards the popular girl with squeezing my fists tightly*
Popular girl: hey Caleb I was wondering if you wanted to go out tonight with me. *winks cutely*
Caleb: give me one good reason why I should. *sounds pissed off*
Popular girl: because I’ll let you be my first
Caleb: *punches the popular girl and walks away with his girl* the answer is no
Poplar girl: that’s a girl that no body likes.
Caleb’s girl: *hears what the popular girl is saying about her to and thinking that she doesn’t deserve Caleb*
The new girl in school: ok. Who’s that boy over there?
Popular girl: that’s Caleb. One of the school hockey players and he’s a good defensive and super cute, I heard he’s single but it’s too bad he can’t see how many girls actually like him.
Caleb: *walks up to his girl and sees her crying and hugs her* who made you cry
Caleb’s girl: n-no one....
Caleb: was it the one of the popular girls again? *wipes her tears away*
Caleb’s girl: y-yes.....
Caleb: ok. Remember I’ll do something to protect you whe. You tell me. *lets her go and walks towards the popular girl with squeezing my fists tightly*
Popular girl: hey Caleb I was wondering if you wanted to go out tonight with me. *winks cutely*
Caleb: give me one good reason why I should. *sounds pissed off*
Popular girl: because I’ll let you be my first
Caleb: *punches the popular girl and walks away with his girl* the answer is no
by Cowboycaleb22 September 19, 2018
Get the Caleb mug.by Brandon M July 16, 2005
Get the soul calibur mug.Home of neurotic lying scum living beyond their means.
Soon to be depopulated by a wave of McMansion foreclosures. The boutique clothing stores are soon to follow, once people stop buying overpriced schmattas to impress their neighbors. Next will be the repossession of the leased Range Rover and Mercedes.
Life in Calabasas means a constant attempt to pretend to your neighbors, temple and fellow parents (or anyone within earshot) that you are doing better than you really are, that you make more money, are wealthier, smarter and have more power and social standing than the next schlub.
Soon to be depopulated by a wave of McMansion foreclosures. The boutique clothing stores are soon to follow, once people stop buying overpriced schmattas to impress their neighbors. Next will be the repossession of the leased Range Rover and Mercedes.
Life in Calabasas means a constant attempt to pretend to your neighbors, temple and fellow parents (or anyone within earshot) that you are doing better than you really are, that you make more money, are wealthier, smarter and have more power and social standing than the next schlub.
Here is a user's guide to living in Calabasas:
Be pushy and aggressive and others usually will roll over.
When in doubt, sue, or just do it anyway to get your own way.
Get dirt on people to hold over their heads, because they are doing the same to everyone else.
Rampant gossip circulates in nanoseconds because there is no honor among the douchebags, yentas and bubbes that hover like vultures at schools, malls, gyms, nail salons and coffee bars to dish on everyone.
The sly ones pump maids, gardeners and security guards for information on everyone. Non-Hispanics don't realize that there are no secrets when se habla Espanol.
Schadenfreude is the local contact sport. After all, it could by you next so why not enjoy another's problems?
Parents exaggerate and lie about their children - theirs can do wrong, so it must have been somebody else's kid, and probably yours, that did something unspeakable.
Teachers and school administrators may be bribed or bought off by daily Starbucks deliveries and prepaid standing appointments for their mani pedi at the local salons. They also respond well to overpaid tutoring engagements to supplement their salaries off the books (no checks, please).
School grades are negotiable and are always inflated when talking with other lying scum. Nobody calls anyone out on anything because they are all complicit in the fantasy and denial.
Is it less expensive to keep up appearances than to go to therapy?
Be pushy and aggressive and others usually will roll over.
When in doubt, sue, or just do it anyway to get your own way.
Get dirt on people to hold over their heads, because they are doing the same to everyone else.
Rampant gossip circulates in nanoseconds because there is no honor among the douchebags, yentas and bubbes that hover like vultures at schools, malls, gyms, nail salons and coffee bars to dish on everyone.
The sly ones pump maids, gardeners and security guards for information on everyone. Non-Hispanics don't realize that there are no secrets when se habla Espanol.
Schadenfreude is the local contact sport. After all, it could by you next so why not enjoy another's problems?
Parents exaggerate and lie about their children - theirs can do wrong, so it must have been somebody else's kid, and probably yours, that did something unspeakable.
Teachers and school administrators may be bribed or bought off by daily Starbucks deliveries and prepaid standing appointments for their mani pedi at the local salons. They also respond well to overpaid tutoring engagements to supplement their salaries off the books (no checks, please).
School grades are negotiable and are always inflated when talking with other lying scum. Nobody calls anyone out on anything because they are all complicit in the fantasy and denial.
Is it less expensive to keep up appearances than to go to therapy?
by Freckles are beautiful January 14, 2010
Get the Calabasas mug.People who basically act like and say they're from California, but their not. They tend to wear clothing like Hollister. Basically it's people whose insecure about their native state.
Californian-So dude, where are you from?
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.
by Tommeee April 24, 2008
Get the cali-faker mug.A word for "California" used by no one who has ever lived in California. Use "Cali" and you will immediately sound like a hick.
"I'm from Cali."
"No you're not, you fucktard, no one says Cali in California."
"You're right, I'm actually from Iowa. My life is empty."
"No you're not, you fucktard, no one says Cali in California."
"You're right, I'm actually from Iowa. My life is empty."
by srhlwrc February 16, 2009
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