clayton scrambled egg special

When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before

My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!

by sgdgdg March 5, 2008

Clayton Crites

A synonym for "gimp" or "gimpy".

Derived from a fat white kid that made the high school golf team on his third attempt (Junior year); this is mostly characterized by his gimped left arm, which he can't straighten.

Jesus, his golf swing is a Clayton Crites.

Holy shit man, when Jeff has got a Clayton Crites shot.

by Skip & Dorgan March 17, 2005

clayton mcfarland

A man who hates girl bosses and big breasts. An alpha male who has a playstation and is a BDSM sub slut. Clayton McFarlands never makes sense and it can get annoying (respectfully). Clayton McFarlands never stick to plans. Clayton McFarlands are typically popular and get many bitches for being sort of attractive and if your type of humor is crazy then, funny. Clayton McFarlands are very rare to find like Pokemon.

I met this dude on instagram and he was such a Clayton McFarland. 😒

by urdadsgrindrhookup June 13, 2021

clayton williams

A gay lord that defines himself as a gay lord that gives no fucks.

Stop being a Clayton Williams

by Nicholas Durham October 17, 2017

Clayton and Maxu

Most racist kids in Canada.

1.'At least I can walk',to wheelchair kid
2.'At least i have a Mom',to kids with only a father
3.'Wipe that shit off your body',to black people

by An Anonmous Kid January 15, 2004

Clayton, nc

A small town in Johnston County, North Carolina. The town is home to pot smoking and alcoholic teenagers. With nothin to do in the town, most teens resort to smoking weed in the most obvious of places, or just getting tanked and driving around. if you know a girl from the town of Clayton, NC she is more then likely a Slut, and has a case of the Herps or Clamidia, and should also be handeled only if you are wearing a OSHA approved Biohazard Suit.

Dude, yesterday I visted my grandma in Clayton, NC. The next morning I woke up hungover as shit not remembering anything, and my asshole was hurting.

by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles April 16, 2010

clayton county

The funniest county yet my dude. Everyone wants to be like them. You can't compare clay co to anyone

Person : Mannnnn , I hate Henry County

Person 2: Bruh , me too , I wish I went to Clayton County

Person 1: Exact man

by yanaakid April 16, 2017