Chud bud?

A saying to offer chewing gum to a friend

OR

You can ask for a peice of chewing gum...

"Hey, chud bud?" (showing chewing gum to friend)

"Why, that would be brilliant, thanks buddy."

OR

"Got chud bud?"

"Sure bud, here you go" (giving chewing gum to friend)

by Didiface May 8, 2009

chud

Another word for mouth.

shut your chud please.

by jon g. taylor April 1, 2007

chud

An extremely rotund person.

My gosh, he's a total chud !

by JennyBunny November 16, 2007

chud-monkey

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)

your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!

by Toddy_t December 19, 2003

chud

Any food that is consumed in lieu of that which provides sustenance in the manner the body requires to function at utmost potential. A quick fix. The primary sources for such food are convenience stores, snack and frozen-food aisles, and fast-food restaurants. The chuddiest of chud refers to Krystal or White Castle hamburgers.

"So, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"Um, I guess I'll just get some chud. My wife doesn't feel like cooking."

"Man, that chud was pretty good. It'll definitely make a turd."

by Roostification July 6, 2008

Chewing the Chud

The act of kneeling and sucking the dick of an older man.

Harry was chewing the chud with Albert in the pub toilets.

by Grimreaper_666 November 9, 2018

Chud-mincer

Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..

"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"

by MC Buff mah dome March 25, 2009