A male who assumes the role of a devoted carrier of a woman's purse and/or shopping bag. They are usually seen in malls and highly resemble golf bag carriers, hence the name: Mall Caddy. Like their golf counterpart, the Mall caddy offers advice when called upon. However, their advocation pertains to outfits, gift recomendaions, and price restrictions. These males play the beta role of any relationship and is also knowned to be pussy whooped.
by Dean Carlos November 10, 2007
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by Anal doge February 11, 2022
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by DATRU12YEAROLD June 6, 2018
Get the Freak Space Cadet Bass Player mug.A very sweet guy. He's always there when you need a helping hand. He's also extremely attractive. Caden is really funny, even when he teases you. If he teases you, it's in a joking way. He thinks he's ugly, but when you look at his face, you can't seem to see why he would think that. His eyes are really pretty and he laughs a lot. His taste in music is pretty good too. He's a really cool dude and isn't afraid to show when he likes a girl. Even with all the great things about him, he thinks he's a loser and that he isn't worth anything when in all actuality, he is worth all of these compliments.
Girl 1: Hey, who's that??
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Caden. He's a really nice guy. And he's hot, don't you think?
Girl 1: Damn. You got that right!
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Caden. He's a really nice guy. And he's hot, don't you think?
Girl 1: Damn. You got that right!
by Mom Chan February 10, 2019
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Reporter #1:Mr. Kent if you were to think of a word to say how dead he is what would it be?
Reporter #2: Cadaveriffic!
Reporter #2: Cadaveriffic!
by Danger King July 26, 2009
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Get the columbus cadet mug.Airforce cadets are in a nutshell overconfident, condescending, arrogant pricks who are like the navy cadets but on steroids in terms of homosexuality. This has given them the well deserved nickname of airy fairies. They like to brag how much they know about aircrafts but the closest they get to aircrafts are weather drones they also claim they are the best shoot in the cadet corps when they couldn’t shoot a defenceless balloon and don’t even get me started on their drill. There has also been an unspoken truce between Navy Cadets and Army Cadets if these aircraft fuckers are to powerful. So in conclusion fuck Airforce Cadets.
Oh hey Dad why is the definition of Gay scribbled out and replaced with Australian Airforce Cadets in this book?
Ah that was a more civilised time.
Ah that was a more civilised time.
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