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Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.
Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.
by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016
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Taisho The Butler

Taisho The Butler is when your wife almost suffocates you by sitting on your face with her big ass.
James: I almost had a Taisho The Butler last night.
Jack: Yo how did it feel?
by Physresoul October 20, 2020
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swedish butler

When one orally removes a dingleberry from someone elses asshole.
After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized dingleberry hanging from my asshole. I bent over and she took gave me the best swedish butler ever. Cleaned that dingleberry right off.
by Brenden Weinroth December 1, 2006
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Butlerfield disease

When a person undergoes symptoms such as stalking older men, ripping their jeans while climbing over fences, bad odour, chain smoking, randomly hiccuping, doing funny dances and farting a LOT.
You smoke, stalk old men, fart AND you ripped your jeans! you have butlerfield disease!!
by rach n nath December 16, 2006
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Butl

A butl is a total asshole
"Jordie, Calm yo tits you butl."
by JordieSophie February 22, 2012
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Quinten the butler

A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.

Thee story of the butler named Quinten.
Friend: Hey Quinten, How are you?
Quinten the butler: HeY qUinTeN, hOw ArE yOu?
by Magical Oreo July 25, 2017
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Monkey Butler

An employee with a wide variety of often menial duties. Someone who gladly will complete whatever task is requested.
George serves as my Monkey Butler. Some days he works on getting new clients, other days he merely gets my lunch
by BF-TMG April 20, 2006
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