busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

busted and ratchet

Dirty ass bitch(female dog) with ño intent to be sensible and or calm.Complete ignorance complimented by more blubber than a whale. If seen throw a helpless seal at them and run or distract them with your local typically overplayed hip hop station it should give you just enough time to turn left they haven't mastered that yet.

I.e. mommy Chula, all the housewives of Atlanta, Kim kardashian, Miley cyrus
All busted and ratchet to say the least

by jonnybnuts January 11, 2014

Busted his Jerry

When a guy takes it in the ass for the first time.

I took your brother out last night and busted his Jerry,I bet his ass hurts this morning.

by Toomb June 8, 2017

Busted feet

Nasty ugly feet with uneven toes.

Damn that girl got some busted feet .

by Barib122 May 30, 2018

busted arse

Irredeemably rubbish in every sense of the word. A complete laughing stock and generally poorly managed. Commonly used to describe sporting teams.

The Australian rubgy team is pretty busted arse.
Canterbury bulldogs are a busted arse club. (known as 'busted arse bulldogs')
Rwanda is a busted arse country.

by lonely_internet_loser November 21, 2018

busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.

"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"

by familyguydork November 30, 2020

busted tees

A t-shirt company advertising on Urban Dictionary. The slogans on the shirts are silly, but it is worth noting that they are SUPPOSED to be. They might as well make a shirt that says:

"I know this shirt is stupid, you don't have to tell me".

Apparently lots of people don't like the shirts at all. See example:

Jim: Hey Joe, where did you get that silly silly shirt?
Joe: From busted tees, a website advertised on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: oh! What's Urban Dictionary?
Joe: It's this website that has definitions of the parts of language not found in real dictionaries, or, "slang".
Jim: That's stupid, so is your shirt.
Joe: yeah, that's the point, dickwad.
Jim: What does "dickwad" mean?
Joe: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by dougdougdoug September 2, 2007