Mobile Stripping Business

A business conspired by three college freshman suitemates, in which strippers will come to your location of choice via truck/bus.

monica- we should have a slogan for this mobile stripping business...
celia- how about, " WE BRING THE STIPPING TO YOU..."
ashley- and i can drive the truck topless!

by Monica51 June 29, 2008

Business

What some of my friends and I call our 'private parts'

My panties are all bunched up in my business today.

by Flutter October 15, 2006

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

lady business

A term used to politely describe the nether regions and/or pubic hair of a woman.

Before Melissa could wear her new bikini, she had to take care of her lady business.

by J0e_Average January 4, 2006

Business Dreads

A form of dreads worn in a tight pony tail | Allowable in work environment

I'm glad he has business dreads now, I wasn't able to respect him before.

No Jamal! You can't work here unless you put that hair back into a business dread.

by Mr. Cheves January 14, 2010

open for business

(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.

Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

small business owner

A not well-endowed gentleman.

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.

by d'rof71 March 4, 2008