dick buffer

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a friend or foe is gay.

Seriously dude your a dick buffer.

by Diablo Draco May 1, 2006

Muff Buffer

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

by Muff Lover March 12, 2009

Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.

Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

by The George McLovin October 18, 2008

Homo-Buffer

A girl who sits(lies, whatever) between two dudes to remove any homosexual fears. Often in a car, on a couch, or on a bed. (in which case massive gropage will afflict said girl)

Dude... we need a homo-buffer.

by jjjjjjjj January 20, 2005

Deer Buffer

When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.

Passenger: "Why aren't you passing him? He's only going 50."
Driver: "He's my deer buffer."

by Valencebyte November 25, 2010

Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.

"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"

by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012

Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 22, 2010