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Breakfast Grind

In the early morning hours in bed, your girl snuggles up to your back side and starts grinding her lady bean against you signaling she needs to be fucked.
Shelly woke me up this morning with a good old breakfast grind.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
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breakfast pasta

Something so absurd that it hardly ever exists. It is an anomaly. I mean, who has pasta for breakfast? The idea that there is a pasta specifically for breakfast is ridiculous because no one eats pasta for breakfast.
The jokes in the Netflix show The Ranch are breakfast pasta. They don’t exist. Or at least they’re very rare and non advised.
by SAMICH Original January 2, 2018
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College Breakfast

Any meal held in the afternoon consisting of mostly junk food, energy drinks, old leftovers, or most anything unhealthy. Often the first meal of the day for a poor college student.
Guy 1: Dude for my college breakfast today, I had poptarts, a rice krispy treat, a piece of beef jerky, and some gatorade.
Guy 2: Dude, you know its 4 pm right?
by unknovvnmike June 3, 2010
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BREXIT Breakfast

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.
I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.
by No Hemingway November 13, 2018
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bull's breakfast

A real man's morning meal. A glass of water and a piece of ass.
need something to start your engine? well a bull's breakfast is more potent than black coffee.
by Sebastian Augustine January 6, 2008
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Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.
Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
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Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.
"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."
by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010
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