Branch

Another word for a moron, an idiot, or something that is stupid/unintelligent

Yo Johnny, did you see that kid over there? what a fuckin branch

by branchman123 November 13, 2019

Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700

Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?

by ToastyBoy08 September 16, 2021

Branches

Slang for a big gun anything that isn’t a handgun is a branch . (Called a branch because handguns would be called sticks)

Damn tay and them carry branches

by Celliewiththa9 May 9, 2018

branch

failing in the dumbest way possible

"i was afraid I would pull a branch right after making fun of him"

by kalzrei July 24, 2025

Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.

The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.

by Manager December 16, 2004

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023

Branch hound

Someone who sexually pursues members of the military

Man 1: Any luck with Chelsea?
Man 2: Nah, I couldn’t get her even if I tried she’s a total branch hound.

by Nosaholic September 16, 2019