Describes someone who frequently spills liquids and takes a while to clean up. May still be in shock of the Oil Spill of 2010 caused by idiotic company British Petroleum, commonly referred to as BP.
The victim's personality dose not determine any factors. Only weather or not the person has
A. Heard of the oil spill
B. Cares at least a little bit
C. Has seen the aftermath
D. Dislikes BP in some form
People affected not only just leak fluids into larger water areas such as bathtubs, swimming pools, lakes; and in some cases; puddles, but also could leak onto anything, anywhere, at anytime. Girls currently experiencing their period are not affected because PMS, or Pre Menstral Syndrome cancels it out.
The victim's personality dose not determine any factors. Only weather or not the person has
A. Heard of the oil spill
B. Cares at least a little bit
C. Has seen the aftermath
D. Dislikes BP in some form
People affected not only just leak fluids into larger water areas such as bathtubs, swimming pools, lakes; and in some cases; puddles, but also could leak onto anything, anywhere, at anytime. Girls currently experiencing their period are not affected because PMS, or Pre Menstral Syndrome cancels it out.
Girl #1: Carrying a mug full of soda: Hello everyone! I'm here with my... *drops soda*
Boy #1: Oh No! My parents are going to fuck me up!
Girl #1: It's OK! I'll get the vacuum!
Girl #2: Doesn't she know vacuums don't clean up spills?
Boy #1: She must be suffering from Post BP Syndrome
Boy #2: Oh, poor girl, at least it's not oil, or at water
Girl #3: She must be fidgeting for the animals!
Girl #1: Ok! I think this seemingly stain removing spray will work instead
*sprays all over carpet, a second later, it turns in to hair
Girl #1: WHY DO I RUIN EVERYTHING
Boy #3: If only BP were as kind-hearted as her
Boy #1: Oh No! My parents are going to fuck me up!
Girl #1: It's OK! I'll get the vacuum!
Girl #2: Doesn't she know vacuums don't clean up spills?
Boy #1: She must be suffering from Post BP Syndrome
Boy #2: Oh, poor girl, at least it's not oil, or at water
Girl #3: She must be fidgeting for the animals!
Girl #1: Ok! I think this seemingly stain removing spray will work instead
*sprays all over carpet, a second later, it turns in to hair
Girl #1: WHY DO I RUIN EVERYTHING
Boy #3: If only BP were as kind-hearted as her
by ihateurmom July 03, 2010
When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.
A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."
B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"
A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"
B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"
A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"
B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
by Toby The Cat September 17, 2010
To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
by Bucky Cap July 08, 2010
Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.
by D-Feld August 06, 2010
When a male has an unusually large penis
I have Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)...
by Big Penis Syndrome October 22, 2017
Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.
Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?
Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*
Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?
Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*
by TacoMann August 20, 2010
Me and my boyfriend just left the Fall out boy concert. I fucked him with a dildo so hard I gave him a BP Oil Slick.
by hornstar1964 July 29, 2010