boozed boxes

When you finally step out of your front door after a lame weekend of binge watching, booze drinking and online shopping... and you discover several boxes on your front porch.... you immediately think to yourself “Ugh. How much did I drink and what did I buy?” That bittersweet front porch mountain suprise is made up of boozed boxes.

I opened the door, still hungover from two nights ago and there it was, the shameful pile of boozed boxes sitting there all arrived and perfectly packaged.

by Kimberly S Adams December 13, 2017

Boomed

When someone destroys you so bad there's nothing left to bury.

Greg: "You been playing this new game Elden Ring?"
Jeff: "Yeah man, I keep getting boomed by margit"

by Rhaast March 7, 2022

The Boofer Boy's

"The Boofer Boy's are a hardcore White Water Kayaking splinter group formed from within the largest Canoe/Kayak club based in Liverpool uk.
The sole purpose of the group is to Boof the fuck out of any rapid, drop or similar feature on as many of the planets most extreme and challeging white water rivers as possible.
Due to the group participating in many extremely dangerous white water descents "members" are selected via a tough slection process that is always overseen by both of the groups co founders

The Boofer Boys founders are two highly talented, good looking individuals that have reached near Kaiser Soze status within the greater kayaking community.

Child talking to parent after witnessing the Boofer Boy's in action. "Mom........I wish I was a Boofer Boy they're the greatest!!!!... they've just boofed the fuck out of all them grade 5 drops"...."Mom""don't worry son one day you'll get there just keep practicing that paddling"

by theboofingkayaker June 15, 2011

boobed

Past-tense verb describing the action that occures when one intentionally or accidentally attacks and hurts themselves with their boobs

xxbrpunkfreakxx: I boobed myself with your shoulder

by Vertigo October 18, 2004

boofer

In the Bay we call: A tweaker, Someone who smokes meth, Tooth less meth heads.

"Hey homie look at that boofer over there, he's all boofed out!!!!"

by The Famous Yicken August 15, 2008

Boofer

A new version of the word "nigger" except black people don't get offended by it and you still get your satisfaction

Sorry Deshon, I can't hang out. My mom said i'm not allowed to talk to boofers.

by imakeyourmomwet December 5, 2007

Booked

The time when you are involved mind and soul to read a book and in nothing else.

C : hey, why you didn't pick up my call yesterday ?
D: I am sorry, I was booked with songs of ice and fire.

by Cookie monster and a dragon May 24, 2019