Boebert

A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.

Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.

“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”

by Oxyboytrytis January 5, 2023

Boeberts

An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.

“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”

by SassyMedic96 January 5, 2023

Bobert

An awesome irg leader who knows how to get irg active, he’s active and knows how to get all the bitches (Yanri) he is funny and can remove you in an instant

Bobert is such a powerful, awesome leader

by Skyethedog1 April 22, 2023

Bobber

Someone who is happy to go along with a romantic relationship even if it’s not completely satisfying. They are heavily committed to any partner they have. Bobbers tend to have a series of very long term relationships.

She’s such a bobber, I’m surprised they’re still together, I guess they’re happy?

by Bindihoho July 9, 2023

Bobber

A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.

That Bobber looks like a big apple.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

bobber baby

A woman wetter than a live well. Dates fishermen, usually multiple at once. Master baiter.

Ronda was a major bobber baby chasing after those rod rangers.

by TheRealBLee August 10, 2024

Boeberting

The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.

Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.

by TransAnna September 16, 2023