The Devil is Beating His Wife

When the sun is shining but it's raining at the same time.

Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!

by camilleq September 10, 2006

Boxting

v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a spar with them later; initially beginning with a rude accusation, transitioning into a highly violent argument via cell phone.

Example of boxting in action:
Guy 1: I should have told you yesterday.
Guy 2: Yes you should have, bitch.
Guy 1: So you want to fight, eh? Put up your dukes.
Guy 2: I will nail your tongue to a tree, tie your feet to a horse, then ride the horse into the sunset.

by DBLRB July 9, 2011

beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

by rhcpgod August 12, 2003

blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle

(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn

by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010

verbal beating

When a person verbally communicates rude words with a rude tone of voice to express their anger toward another person(s).

"Wow, Martha just gave Susan a verbal beating over the phone after she found out that she lied about being with Tom last night."

by Nena1987 January 28, 2015

Binge Beating

When you ejaculate multiple times in a row with no breaks in between. Multiple jack sessions back to back.

I tried going to sleep but got distracted binge beating.

by Colby is your daddy February 21, 2020