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blonkin

A Blonkin is the act of taking a shit while getting head from a female.
by NastyAli February 29, 2008
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kike blocking

The act of jewish parents forbidding a relationship of their child with a non jew.
Her parents are kike blocking because i'm a not a jew. They told her she had to break up with me.
by non-jew and proud October 23, 2010
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blinking contest

yo, im having a blinking contest
by kzli216 February 12, 2012
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Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university
"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."
by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009
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Doc Blocking

Variation on the phrase cock blocking where a doctor is prevented from carrying out a medical procedure usually due to a hospital administrator or lack of patient consent.
"I was going to try the new experimental treatment but the patient's parents are totally doc blocking me."
by Alejandro89 March 7, 2009
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blaining

the process of switching from tighty whities to briefs in order for a girl to have sexual intercourse with you
"I've been blaining for about one week and i have been laid about eight times."
by sexiscool69 August 1, 2009
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Blinding Lights

A 2019 song by The Weeknd and also the best damn tune ever to be released.
Blinding lights lyrics:

Yeah
I've been tryin' to call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I could never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch.
by UltimateDoge June 30, 2021
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