bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.

Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.

by Weeger December 16, 2008

bi-sexual

A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men.

They are stereotyped in many ways, but this is the basic scientific definition. Bi-sexuality is not a single shade of grey, but is in reality a spectrum. This spectrum includes varying levels of attraction to the two sexes.

I think that bi-sexuals are evil and sinful, because I'm a closed-minded biggot.

by A concerned individual, January 31, 2005

bi shoor

Someone who has no etiquette, socially awkward and dumbass.

Bi shoor chera behesh gofti?
Why did you tell him?( in the context of being a dumbass and not keeping a secret)

by Faz_lnd June 12, 2016

Bi-Statual

The act of identifying your residents in two states

Lives in two states, He wants his Democrat governor to allow him to vote in both states, claims he his Bi-Statual.

by _Weezy_ October 28, 2021

Un-bi

Someone who thinks that they're bisexual, but realise that they're gay/lesbian/straight, etc.

Random guy: So, you're bi?
Un-bi person: No, I'm actually gay/lesbian/straight, etc.

by Bisexual brosef May 18, 2021

Bi-Shiftual

Someone who types using both the left and right shift keys.

Ben first realised he was Bi-Shiftual while writing a letter using alternate hands.

by TwilightFan42 January 9, 2011

nipple-bi

A bi-sexual woman that only allows bisexual contact on her upper body or exclusively on the breasts.

Erin still would like to have a relationship with Jessica even though she is only nipple-bi.

by Todd Anthony L. March 16, 2009