Bear Nap

a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours

ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap

by Ztheman02 March 5, 2009

Bear j

An extremely aggressive blow job

Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot

by naykedsleepwalker July 14, 2010

Bear Peen

while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female

Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head

by BearPeen February 23, 2011

bearadactyl

The offspring of a bear and a pteradactyl....thusly the bearadactyl. Its ferociousness is only matched by its fluffiness. Caution is advised for unattended children, the ignorant and the elderly. Searching for the bearadactyl whilst inebriated is discouraged, but may be the only time that one can see it.

Look out for that mother f'ing bearadactyl!

The angry bearadactyl reportedly carried off a midget who had been poking the baby bearadactyl with a stick.

by The Cockerpossums February 24, 2011

Bear Test

(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together

"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."

by Aunt Bina August 2, 2012

beardfish

A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.

Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!

by Zippy8374 September 21, 2016

Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."

by joebob16 January 21, 2010