Bell Curve

2 Definitions.
1.)Meaning in the long run, good deads will prevail.
2.)Meaning that everything evens out over time.

We all get our chances, just wait for the bell curve.

by Jakabones January 13, 2006

bell end sebastian

A term used to mock an individuals musical taste, or judgement in general, inferring that they are something of an idiot. Comprised of the term 'bell end' - meaning the end of ones penis, and 'Belle and Sebastian' - a moderatly popular band of the late 90's, thought by most people to be slightly crappy.

don't listen to a word he says Norman, he likes bell end sebastian!

by zeusfox March 11, 2007

Bell Creek Academy

a shitty building full of little shitheads who think they are cool.

Fuck you Bell Creek Academy , may you die in a hole.

by urmathteacher April 20, 2019

Bell-Press

A Bell-Press is a word that should be used at all opertunities.It means a Bell-End that has been squashed very much by a females hand.
Or an insult saying that person should die and is quite gay, and should insert their penis into a blender.
Enjoy!

John-"That man is such a Bell-Press!"

Wallace-" Yeah hes well gay, i saw him shuv his penis into Borrices anus! "

by Peter123PeTeR13 November 6, 2006

bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011

Bell Burn

The result of having shagged a slapper pink/brown/pink/brown all night which results in the end of your bellend turning red & swelling up with a somewhat unpleasant burning sensation for weeks on end.

Fellows is some what distressed after contracting the near fatal bell burn disease after a night of vaginal/Anal action

by Pwazza1234 January 20, 2009

Bell-Start

A dick without a shaft. It only consists of the bell. The start of the Penis is the bottom of the bell. Antonymous to bell-end.

Harry could not fit his Bell-Start inside Katy, he had to resort to punting her repeatedly with it at a high frequency. She was not impressed.

by Anonymous Bell September 14, 2012