Beer wings

The phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically impossible feats seem attainable. Often associated with the phrases "Hey, watch this!" and "Dude, check this out."

Man 1: "Hey, what's Brian doing on the roof?"
Man 2: "He's going to try doing a back flip into the pool..."
Man 1 & 2: "Beer wings."

by Reelbigbear May 7, 2011

beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

by fuckstick murphy November 1, 2011

Beer tax

What you yell before stealing a sip of someone's beer. Yelling this makes it ok.

I was thirsty so I just grabbed the beer out of her hand and pounded it. It's all good tho I called beer tax.

by Yeezy McFly November 25, 2011

Weasel Beer

A sneaky drink down your favourite bar when you should really be working

Yo mate... weasel beers at 4pm yeah?

by Flooey September 26, 2007

Maybe next beer

Commonly used saying when a friend asks you to help them with something while consuming a beer.

Dude, come out side and smoke one with me.

- Maybe next beer bro.
Lets go munch.

- Dude maybe next beer.
I would love to boink that girl.

- Maybe next beer you'll have a chance

by Lunkmaster March 10, 2010

Zepping the Beer

To leave a small amount of beer (quarter sip at most) at the bottom of a bottle.

The bottom quarter sip of beer is mostly backspit and watered down, flat beer.....the least enjoyable sip of your beer. Zep the Beer and get a new one!

Why doesn't he just finish his beer, instead of Zepping the Beer?

by Juliusaeneas November 7, 2011

neck a beer

To drink a beer quickly, without regard for savoir.

"Quickly, let's neck a beer, and get outta here. This energy is evil."

by Jay Doh October 18, 2012