beechasniggaho

a stupid person

that guy doesn't know too much, he is a beechasniggaho

by Juan Ling October 4, 2012

Beechems

NOUN
1. Small 2D creatures that live amongst humans. Beechems have a tendency to steal only the left socks and right-handed tea towels. Due to their 2D forms, Beechems are able to render themselves invisible by turning sideways.
2. Small pests that have no business being in my home and, might I add, are a nuisance when it comes to pairing up sock. Only the left ones, the nerve.

"I can't find my other sock, the Beechems must have it."

by StaggNotDeer September 14, 2016

beech

it’s just a beach but a third grader wrote it in his DUOTANG

kid writing in journal: “yesderday me and momy went to the beech. it was fun”

teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”

by omgshesbackfromthedead March 28, 2019

beercake

The frothy leftover on a man's nutsack after a loaded creampie.

There was such a massive beercake on my balls after that nut.

by Saught January 17, 2020

beesch

what you call a close friend when they are being bitchy, when you want something, when you want their attention, or as a greeting. Basically, you can use it in any situation, except when you are referring to a real bitch.

what up beesch?
go get me something beesch!
BEESCH please!

by pirategirls October 31, 2010

Beercules

The outcome of a meer mortal consuming enough of the devils brew to transform himself into the one mystical being that can not be stopped by any living creature on earth.

"Bruh... Mason drank way too much. Hes fucking calling himself Beercules. What a looser. Lets spit on him while he struggles to piss in the yard standing up."

by PoonPatrollingSnatchSmashers May 30, 2015

Beecher City

Pop. 450
Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.

Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"

Alex "No."

Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"

Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"

by Atrumia March 11, 2009