beercules
Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.
beercules by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012
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Beercules
The outcome of a meer mortal consuming enough of the devils brew to transform himself into the one mystical being that can not be stopped by any living creature on earth.
"Bruh... Mason drank way too much. Hes fucking calling himself Beercules. What a looser. Lets spit on him while he struggles to piss in the yard standing up."
Beercules by PoonPatrollingSnatchSmashers May 30, 2015
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beercules • beercula • beercussion • beerlesque • Beerquest • beer mule • Beer Cheese • Beer Closet • beer cute • Beer Lesbians
beercussion
The condition experienced the day following extreme over-consumption of beer, when symptoms of a concussion are exhibited; e.g., head pain, dizziness, loss of coordination, double vision, vomiting, nausea, memory loss.
Akin to a normal hangover, but specifically due to beer consumption.
Akin to a normal hangover, but specifically due to beer consumption.
"Bro... I downed so many Milwaukee's Beasts last night at the kegger, that I think I have a beercussion!"
beercussion by Lord Thrust February 4, 2013
beerlesque
Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.
"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."
beerlesque by black@heart February 24, 2013
Beerquest
Beerquest by The Beerquester September 5, 2011
beercula
Beercula (pronounced bir-kool-ah) is a personification of the fictitious blood sucking vampire but, with a sort of birth defect. Instead of being damned (counter of baptism) with blood, it so happened that the Beercula fell into a cauldron of beer - which was being brewed to lure his first prey. Hence the Beercula now sinks his fangs into kegs or kenny rogers instead of voluptuous virgins' jugulars.
Beermiles
The loyalty points gained by not going drinking, when e.g. working weekends, visiting partner's family or driving a bus full of schoolkids
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