beercules

A super hero that any man become if he consumes enough beer.

Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.

by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012

Beercules

The outcome of a meer mortal consuming enough of the devils brew to transform himself into the one mystical being that can not be stopped by any living creature on earth.

"Bruh... Mason drank way too much. Hes fucking calling himself Beercules. What a looser. Lets spit on him while he struggles to piss in the yard standing up."

by PoonPatrollingSnatchSmashers May 30, 2015

beercussion

The condition experienced the day following extreme over-consumption of beer, when symptoms of a concussion are exhibited; e.g., head pain, dizziness, loss of coordination, double vision, vomiting, nausea, memory loss.

Akin to a normal hangover, but specifically due to beer consumption.

"Bro... I downed so many Milwaukee's Beasts last night at the kegger, that I think I have a beercussion!"

by Lord Thrust February 4, 2013

beerlesque

Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.

"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."

by black@heart February 24, 2013

Beerquest

Ones long journey to find a beer.

"I went on a beerquest last night with Noah, and we got drunk."

by The Beerquester September 5, 2011

beercula

Beercula (pronounced bir-kool-ah) is a personification of the fictitious blood sucking vampire but, with a sort of birth defect. Instead of being damned (counter of baptism) with blood, it so happened that the Beercula fell into a cauldron of beer - which was being brewed to lure his first prey. Hence the Beercula now sinks his fangs into kegs or kenny rogers instead of voluptuous virgins' jugulars.

The Beercula is having his mid-afternoon froth-i-cure.

by vruun February 19, 2008

Beermiles

The loyalty points gained by not going drinking, when e.g. working weekends, visiting partner's family or driving a bus full of schoolkids

Pete: I've been working every weekend for the last two months - am going nuts not having had a beer

Joe: Wow you'll have collected enough beermiles for a one way ticket to Berserkistan

by IanZDaws June 25, 2012