beached

1. A term used to describe someone that is naive or delusional, while outwardly arrogant and self-assured. Because of this unwarranted self-assuredness, people who are beached fail to recognize their flaws. Essentially, they will forever lie on the beach of life.

2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.

1. Speaker 1: "Does that kid realize he's going nowhere in life?"

Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."

2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"

Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."

by Michael B. Wang September 30, 2010

beaten down

Emotionally exhausted from work or stress related activity.

I was at a company meeting today, and everyone blamed me for their problems. I feel beaten down.

by thegarbagecollector October 26, 2013

Beaterdeens

To be slappin that pussy up!!!!

Damn brah last night I was kickin it wit Maile... You Beaterdeens?

by BEATERDEENBOI!! December 22, 2009

Buzzer Beater

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.

Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.

by DLE101 February 20, 2010

beater

A $50 car. Favourites include the Hyundai Pony, Datsun 210, Chevy Chevette and Dodge Omni. You can hold the rusty body panels together with radio station stickers.

Arsehole: "Dude, your car is a beater. Get a better one like mine."
BeaterMan: "How much did yours cost?"
Arsehole: "$30,000."
BeaterMan: "I can buy 600 beaters for what you paid for yours. Dipshit."

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

beater

(noun) a paddler who is terrible at paddling, usually in a kayak, canoe, or raft, and usually swimming in every rapid

beatering (verb)
the action of being a beater

Look at that beater beatering in that class II hole, he must be feeling the wrath of Jah.

by Magikarpie April 27, 2015

Bathecho

The echo produced when someone is talking in a bathroom. Particularly amplified when on the receiving end of a cell phone call.

Dude, call me when you're done. I don't wanna hear your bathecho.

-Alternatively-

I was rockin' a deuce at the mall, and two people were talking so loudly the bathecho was almost unbearable.

by ULTIMATUM 7 July 17, 2009