put all one's sperm in one basket 

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

put all one's sperm in one basket by mathjedi March 28, 2009

Yam Basket 

a colloquial, catch-all term for the female reproductive unit comprised of the vulva, vaginal canal, cervix, and uterus.

Example 1: Mike had to leave work one day to get some blood work done. When he returned, his boss asked him, jokingly, if he was pregnant. Mike said, without hesitation, "no, I don't have a baby in my yam basket."

Example 2:

B: How do you feel about the word snatch?
K: I kind of like it as a euphemism for lady parts. I don't like cunt or pussy--I think those are hard, negative words, but I kind of like snatch.
B: Let's think of some other ones. What about YAM BASKET?!?! AHAHAHAHAHA! (erupts into laughter, loses control of car, drives off bridge)

Yam Basket by Party A May 26, 2009

Smurfs Basket

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.

don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"

Smurfs Basket by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010

Smurf Basket 

The result of prolonged and over-enthusiastic deep throat where the lips turn blue from suffocation and vomit fills the mouth from gag reflex.

Jenny never sucked cock again after her excitement led to a Smurf Basket on her first time.

Smurf Basket by SammySallyForth November 24, 2010

Bone Basket 

1. The extra plate, container or basket provided when dining on ribs to place your gnawed, meatless bones in after consuming great BBQ ribs.

2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.

3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.

1. Roger went to the rib festival and they gave him a bone basket.

2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.

3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.

Bone Basket by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Petaluma Gift Basket 

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.

Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.

Petaluma Gift Basket by Chefload December 21, 2012

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving 

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.

Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving by whOOpshT July 12, 2011