Grandma Barb's BORG

Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!

I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

barb contracks

“Idfk bro, like slang.”

Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.

“barb contraacksss!!!”

“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”

“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”

“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”

“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..

“Hello, barb!”

“Yeah, barb contracks”

“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”

by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025

Barb hut

A building filled to the brim with copeus amounts of huge, barely clothed, oily men

Did you really think your hog could ressist the temptation of the barb hut?
It Wont!

by Bobby Mc Gee May 26, 2025

you barb

A way to ask someone, "Do you understand". Made in West Africa, Ghana.

Kofi- "How do you eat these noodles"
Nana- "You take the chopsticks and use, you barb"

by accramadenq™ May 2, 2024

STAN BARB

usually used when referring to Barb, a young granny from Ohio awaiting her colonoscopy.

We STAN BARB as she is about to go through a stressful couple of weeks.

by Barb Fan #101 August 14, 2022

Barb

The scariest grandma in existence mostly known from hereditary

"Is that fucking barb?"

"Oh shit it's barb"
"There's barb"
"Barb?"
"Barb's behind you! "

by Jacob zenl August 22, 2022