Blinding the Merlin

So Fanboys made you curious about this one too?

"That's what you do, you aim for the eye, grab the lip, and lead her around the room. Blinding the Merlin."

by hWnd85 December 8, 2010

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016

Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017

Baiting call

A male who thinks he's making progress with a girl he's trying to fuck with is making a baiting call happen, not a mating call.

No key didn't even see the trap laid out for him coming. The girl he was trying to get closer to had him arrested with a baiting call.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

Baiting call

When you think you're gonna spend a night getting laid and you spend it in jail instead.

CO- You're in jail for the 54th time this year, when am I going to stop arresting you on a baiting call don't be such a jerkoff.
Baitee-I'm gonna try not to be in here again sir.
CO- Your IQ is a double digit number isn't it?
Baitee-Sir yes sir.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

blisting

a medical condition in which the male cums blood

i got diagnosed with blisting yesterday

by majxxlol May 1, 2019

Bong blunting

Derived from rolling a blunt and sticking it in your down stem, and smoking it from the bong. Also bong jointing, holding a joint between idex and middle finger and holding it over the down stem and smoking from the bong that way.

I always find it relaxing to come home after a long day and begin bong blunting after a long day.

by Anon lion August 19, 2012