Ghost Blocked 

When you try to hook up with someone and they keep mentioning someone elses name who is not there.

I tried to hook up with Sarah last night, but I kept getting ghost blocked by some guy named david.

Ghost Blocked by Jdubb29 January 16, 2015

Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

Cock-blocked by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018

K-K-Kock Blocked 

When a parent forbids a child from being in a relationship based on the other childs race.

Did you hear about Trey? His dad K-K-Kock Blocked him the other day.

K-K-Kock Blocked by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

c blocked 

Shortening of the term Cock Block.

Dude, I was hitting on this chick and he c blocked me by showing off his Mercedes. Now she won't talk to me.

c blocked by Gavin So Complicated August 17, 2006

lap-blocked 

When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.

Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.

Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!

lap-blocked by jezzi May 30, 2008

cocked blocked by Bill Gates 

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

cocked blocked by Bill Gates by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010

Cop Blocked 

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.

John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...

Cop Blocked by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009