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elitist bastard

One is arrogant and egotistical, and believes they are superior to others, for a reason that is petty, a reason that is questionable or based on opinion, or for being in a 'better' situation than others placed entirely on luck and not one's actual experiences (such as a parent's wealth).

As a result, they are prejudiced to those that they consider to be less 'elite'. To those that are of equal or higher status, they will either show more respect to, or envy.
Brandon is an elitist bastard, because he believes his desktop screenshot is better than anybody elses and makes fun of others because of it.
by Timmy T. December 10, 2007
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Bastardship

1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.

2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.
John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!
by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 4, 2009
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shit bastard

Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas
"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"

"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"
by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005
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black bastards

In Northern Ireland the term black bastards is usually used to describe members of the unionist community, in particular those who serve with the police. It can also refer to staunch loyalists of British rule and people from the unionist community. The name originates from the marching Loyal order called the Royal Black Institution.
The police are filled with rotten black bastards

Those loyalists are a bunch of black bastards
by RobinandBatman January 23, 2011
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blast a load

Act of taking an unusually forceful shit.
"I don't know if it was the hot wings or the meatloaf, but I seriously have to blast a load"

"Somebody blasted a load all over the place in here! Damn, that's nasty."
by Severance August 11, 2006
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Blast a dookie

1. To take a poo
1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.
by JD Christie February 25, 2004
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Bastard

Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.
Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."
by Croatalin December 20, 2013
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