Hogging out your back hole

This is the act of widening out your asshole as to be able to drive a semi truck through that shit

Did you see grandma in the bathroom "hogging out her back hole?"

Holy shit Tina are you done "hogging out your back hole?"

by two lips April 18, 2010

black holes

Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.

"Has anyone seen my pen?" - typical response after a black hole feeding session.

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

men in black holes

a cheap porno movie that is a spoof of men in black and features gay black men.

man, i was renting porno movies and came across Men in BLack Holes! YUCk!

by kiaser from california January 1, 2005

black holes

Everything in the univers has a cicle of existance. many people are in denile of this fact becaus the practical upshot of it is that they will, evidenly, die. on a far grander scale of thing ( though just as unapealing ) the univers itself has such a cicle. there is a point of critical mass, in which matter is comprest to the power of infinity minus one. creating a gravity well, or loop in which matter is sucked in and compressed in the same way. ( usually due to a very large colapsing star ) in the end, and at this point it quite defenetly is, the intire univers will be consumed into a very large and very compressed ball of matter. at which time it will once again reach a critical presure and explode. recreating the univers, and the pesky little criters that come with it.

the big bang and 70's fation.

by The smart one April 18, 2005

back hole of a heart

The backhole of a heart is a large, valveless vein (aka the superior vena cava or SVC) that conveys deoxygenated blood from the upper half of the body and returns it to the right atrium. The SVC may experience a breakphase where the heart quiets down in order to expell any excess waste. This waste makes the back hole very slippery, thus making it perfect for heartanal.

"I feel like the back hole of my heart was about to burst last night... he was just so big..."

"..um, what is the back hole of a heart?"

"oh you poor thing.. you've been missing out! I can ask my friend, he'll show you. ehehe."
"uhh alright i guess?"

by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019

Black Holed

To exposed ones anus to an unexpecting victim by the spreading of the ass cheeks.

Dude the other day I was going up the stairs and when I looked up I got totally black holed.

by oTurtlez June 12, 2011

manly back-hole whiff

The filthy wafting odour issuing from a gentleman's unwashed sphincter.

Emma: My house has the strangest fragrance ...
Aaron: No fear babe, 'tis my manly back-hole whiff.

by facadie September 28, 2007