bite job

To stimulate an erect penis with ones teeth, resulting in bloody discomfort.

Andrew: wow, Kieth Beven just gave me a massive bite job and shredded my cock.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.

by Mr Sandy Gee May 28, 2008

Bite the Bullet

When something happens and it's not exactly what you want, but take it anyway.

AquaTeen Hunger Force
Episode: T-Shirt of the Living Dead

Meatwad: " Here you go, your very own........ wooden brain"

Frylock: " TRAIN YOU IDIOT!!!!! TRAIN!!!!!!!!"

Meatwad: " Look he's gonna have to bite the bullet on this one, it has been a long night!!!!!!

by Sir Master K June 3, 2006

Bite Down

Meaning to literally "bite down" or shut your mouth for saying something stupid.

Man 1: Who is you're favroite rapper?

Man 2: Man, I don't care what anybody says, Soulja Boy is the best artist of our time, and I think that....

Man 1: Bite Down!

by Meta4our December 30, 2009

bite my left tit

For females, a slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick," especially annoying pricks of the opposite sex. It's important to emphasise the LEFT tit meaning that person is not adequate enough for the RIGHT tit.

When asked by your male boss a ridiculous request, the response is: "You can tell him to bite my left tit"

by Andie4444444 January 24, 2008

Bite Constructor

One who specifically builds each bite when eating food. They will inspect the food and place different elements from their plate onto the utensil to ensure that each bite is perfect and delicious. When eating pizza, tacos, or burgers, the bite constructor masterfully makes sure there is a piece of every topping in each bite. This assures that the whole meal is enjoyed, and every bite as delicious as the last. They will not compromise a single bite to be slightly mediocre.

I'm a bite constructor, I want to make sure every bite is good.

by The Original Bite Constructor March 20, 2011

bite your thread

Compose a well thought out response and not post it because it is socially or otherwise better not to.

"They're very stubborn. Don't waste your time on them, bite your thread."

by bullymassive June 13, 2012

bite my toast

Telling someone to feel the pain especially in fight you can say bite my toast to your opponent

Guy1: you wanna fight ass ho..
Guy2: fo sho I'll barely kick yo ass
Guy1: bite my toast

by Nobodyiswatchinganybodywatchingnobody June 8, 2016