bent spear

When during hardcore sex, you accidentally pull out and when thrusting back in, you jam on the side of your partner, painfully bending your penis

We were going at it until i fell out and got a bent spear.

by bloodbeard lumberjack February 27, 2015

bent leg

It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.

When you meet up with the friend in question you can refer to them as "Bent Leg"

by sailorsmagic March 23, 2016

Merry Bent

The phrase ‘merry bent’ means to be happy at the wrong times. This was used multiple times to describe villains in books.

Harry: Meghan is so Merry bent
Jesse: Hmm...I know...it’s a bit unnerving sometimes

by Hat Is Meme June 12, 2018

Trend-bent

Someone who is too obsessed about what’s hot and what’s not to the point of where their losing their authentic identity. No originality.

Cassie is so trend-bent she trys to talk like the Kardashian’s .

by Donbon April 24, 2018

A Bent Shot

A Glaswegian term alluding to a person’s sexual proclivities: namely a homosexual type person, male or female.

“Watch yersel’ in the showers when that P.E. teacher is around…ahm sure he’s a bent shot…”

by Terrysuki September 13, 2023

bent-Leeism

To neither believe nor disbelieve something, but nevertheless find it highly unlikely the laws of nature were contravened. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964). A variant of Leeism.

Man #1: Surely you believe us?

Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.

Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!

by landwehr34 March 9, 2022

bent frame

The shape of a vagina on a Monday after a long distance relationship date weekend in Nashville.

After Thanksgivng in Nashville with Dave, I had a full belly and a bent frame.

by DJ Cleveland February 1, 2016