botty bandit

A homosexual man.

"Bill? No, he doesn't like women, he's a confirmed botty bandit."See shit stabber and uphill gardener

by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003

butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

by ae123456 September 14, 2012

Bag Bandit

A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her

“Yes, as soon As I drop this Bag Bandit off I will have more room in the car!.”

by Justin-Judd-Texas November 1, 2022

Rectum Bandit

One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.

Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?

Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.

by FrankyFirecrotch January 14, 2009

Book Bandit

a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items

person 1 "Dude I cant find my white-out or my fine liner!"
person 2 "must've been the book bandit"

by The Book Bandit December 6, 2015

Shekel Bandit

a shekel bandit is a stupid money grabbing jew who is attracted to the sight of shekels and will take any shekels they can get their dirty money grabbing hands .

NEO NAZI 1 - "hey that shekel bandit is taking the fucking quarter i dropped"
NEO NAZI 2 - "stupid kike!"

by ConVoid July 29, 2018

bj bandit

girls that constantly give bjs, she's down to suck D, especially when drunk

that one girls a real bj bandit at the parties

by james ready October 23, 2011