assclown

someone with no talent

1)Michael Bolton is a no talent assclown.

by Jonnyboy88 January 1, 2007

assbowl

the last hit in the pipe that occasionally gets pulled through into your mouthular cavity - producing a coughing, spitting, near-wretching effect - often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences

Dude, I think there's one more hit in this pipe but it's probably some assbowl

by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

assdove

1. One who is soft on the ass.
2. When anal sex feels like pretty white birds flying out of your ass. Or in.
3. When one of God's creatures shits on your face.

1. You're so nice to my ass ;; Your cock is like a little birdie.
2. ...Was that a fart, or an assdove? :C
3. GODDAMNIT. ASSDOVE MUST DIE.

by s. spencer March 21, 2008

asslord

the lord of asses . . . .

allen: wow . . . you can really do my ass like no other!

niall: yeah, thats because im an asslord

by herebesmewatt November 13, 2011

assclown

Someone who uses this website to push their political views.

US inhabitant is a real assclown!

by Scoomdot November 8, 2005

bad decision making assclown

A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.

If a bad decision making assclown jumped off a cliff would you?

by FCW December 16, 2008

assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007