assholism

the act of being an asshole

you and your assholism is getting on my nerves!

by inventor-X October 30, 2011

Assholicity

Your basic asshole except with a more elastic approach to his assholistic behaviour.

"His assholicity" goes beyond even... Larry the Cable Guy!

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

assholes

The word "asshole" is just another word for republicans

The people that voted for our current leader can widely be considered assholes.

by Pegasi the Democrat December 8, 2007

Assholes and elbows

Military slang. The term is used when someone is relating to troops or people standing close together. Also means to haul ass, go go go etc. The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons.

Alright sweethearts, you heard the man! And you know the drill assholes and elbows!

by Limitbreak October 28, 2011

assholistic

adjective used to describe a cultural practice where one is frequently an asshole to the point they can't tell the difference between reality and their stupid opinions. it is often found in the corporate, art, and internet cultures.

1. don't be yourself. the boss is assholistic.
2. no way i'm working with her on this film. she is an assholistic cunt.
3. this is an assholistic chat room.

by jeepndesert May 3, 2008

Bag of Smashed Assholes

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.

Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.

by pstage May 14, 2008

excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

by cati May 21, 2004