Asschitecture

Butt cheeks shaped building design.

Check that asschitecture out!

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

garchitect

A garden architect

Melanie is a garchitect. She designs gardens from a architectural point of view.

by mitchellporteous December 27, 2017

Architexual

That feeling that describes your love, passion and/or attraction for architecture.

I feel a strong attraction for Falling Waters by Frank Lloyd Wright. I think is so sexy. I guess that makes me an architexual.

by IamLiz May 12, 2018

Anarchitect

A person (typically male) who went to school for architecture, but for various reasons, does not belong alive with society.

That bastard.. he must have got around in college- what an Anarchitect!

by nobodycaresaboutthisguy September 30, 2019

Anarchitecture

An act of misandry upon a male for trusting a woman.

So hell hath no fury like a Woman's scorn? Since "equality" is such a hot topic, lets see how many Amazons can repair the pyramids all by themselves- since they are better at Anarchitecture!

by nobodycaresaboutthisguy September 30, 2019

arkitect

Someone skilled at designing large wooden boats.

Noah was supposedly the one who built the famous huge flood-resistant vessel, but according to the hilariously-naive Gracie Allen, Joan of Arc was the real arkitect: "Oh, c'mon, George --- us women have always been the true pioneers in the world! WE did all of the greatest achievements, not you men! Why, did Joan of Arc hesitate? No! She got busy and built it!"
George Burns: "Built what?"
Gracie Allen: "The Ark!"
George Burns: "Gracie, the Ark was built by a **man**, remember? Noah?"
Gracie Allen: "How could I 'noah'? Shes been deceased for 500 years!"

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

Alchitest

someone whos a alcoholic and uses it for their pleasure

i saw a karen that was a alchitest asshole

by Slagathor200028 April 13, 2021