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Apocalypse envy

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 1, 2016
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Apocalypse

Zombie apocalypse - when most of worlds population will be vanished and it's basaically the end of the world.

Some people say that before elections: If _____ gets elected this will be the end of the world.

If WW3 happens this is most likely to be called apocalypse.

Also when human population will decrease feom some extreme reasons (virus or something), anarchy will begin and there won't be any laws, large cities fall, everyone is now an outlaw and an enemy.

And now, in 21st century if global warming(real problemthese days) releases some lethal microbes from the permafrost black death(plague) could return.

In 21st or 22nd century(most likely in early 22nd) polution (which is already a problem)can cause apocalypse. Most people will die from poisoned water and food , others of starvation.

If "evil" aliens invade our planet and we willl not be able to fight them we will probably get killed or we will have to become one of them(they will force the evolution and speed it up).

If nuclear war happens.

And like this asteroid that meant end for the dinosaurs we could also get hit from some kind of big asteroid.

If thanos snaps his fingers everal times...
by SuperCoolKAJ April 30, 2019
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Apocalypse

What a nice day to take a walk in an apocalypse
by A pimp named slickback May 15, 2020
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Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.
Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.
by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020
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Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.
"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.
by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021
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Apocalypse

A world ending threat
by The clairvoyant. November 22, 2021
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apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.
Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.
by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022
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