Agist

A person who discriminates against people that are not their age.

Donny wouldn't let me hang out with him since I'm only 15. He is such an agist!

by humandonut October 7, 2015

alister

A derisive reference to a very minor celebrity. Closer to z-lister.

Did you see last year's Big Brother loser in the papers again? What an alister!

by N Ewon December 3, 2007

Alistair

An alternative name for one who dislikes being referred to as a doll/doll face. An Alistair may react to this term of endearment by whining "don't call me that, it's for girls".

He is not a lamb.

Alistair doll, I love you

You're such a dollface Alistair

by katamairi April 15, 2010

Apostle

Someone who is affiliated to 12 Apostles (www.12-apostles.com) either by providing funding or supplying news on rock, roll and religious matters. All apostles have an additional signifyer relating to their geographic location.

Bow Apostle was discussing with Bondi Apostle about the bodacious story that Lancashire Apostle had posted on Peter Saville and Jacques Derrida.

by Ben July 17, 2003

Jennifer Aniston

An american actress who said to be overrated but is actually amazing. A woman who many young girls aspire to be after watching her, mostly on F.R.I.E.N.D.S but from other movies. One of the most beautiful women in hollywood and caring friend.

person 1: have you seen friends?
person 2: yes! Jennifer Aniston is so pretty
person 1: I know! I wish to be like her

by just there xxx December 18, 2019

agist

Someone who uses agism, usually by an adult who obviously cannot remember his or her childhood becuase if they did they'd think that kids deserve rights.

TV-14 is an agist rating.
Saying that kids under 21 can't look at adult porn is agist.
Saying that kids under 18 can't vote is also agist. Maybe their vote shouldn't have been rated as well as the adults' votes are, but EVERYONE deserves their opinion.

This is what is NOT a form of agism:
Saying that kids under 16 aren't allowed to drive a car.
Saying that kids under 21 can't drink beer.
Saying that someone at a certain age is better than someone at another age (agism is about age rights, not abilities.)

by Agist hater July 8, 2004

Apestonkers

A condition of extreme pain and confusion resulting in violence directed at all living things.

Sam and Jason hated their roommate, Sir Slippstonks. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on, Sir Slippstonks fell to his knees in agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Sir Slippstonks went apestonkers on New Orleans, sending 30 people to the morgue including rap star Bushwick Bill, who was on the wrong end of a Slippstonk donkey kick.

by Jerry Manderpubes November 10, 2008