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"hey jim, what is "the answer to life the universe and everything"?
"how many letters are in that sentence Tim?"
"uhhh 42?"
"there is your answer Tim"
"how many letters are in that sentence Tim?"
"uhhh 42?"
"there is your answer Tim"
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A website where you ask questions and get answers from anonymous folks.
A website where you ask questions and get answers from anonymous folks.
When I am bored, which is often, I go to the answerology website and fuck around.
It's quite inspirational.
It's quite inspirational.
by sharonpeterz March 22, 2008
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A seemingly naive or simplistic solution to one's life problems that Jesus can make the impossible possible—a crazy idea to the cynical or skeptical nonbeliever.
Be it in health, relationships, career, or finances, one can expect a breakthrough if one believes that Jesus is more than willing to turn one's life around—this is why Jesus is the answer to all of one's life's problems.
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Get the Jesus Is the Answer mug.When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
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Get the a "Johnson" answer mug.the answer a mom/mother gives you, that basically doesn't answer the question at all, but uplifts spirits at the same time or causes anger.
Son: mom do you think i would be a good doctor
Mom: you can be good at anything
Son: wow that is such a generic mom answer
Mom: you can be good at anything
Son: wow that is such a generic mom answer
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