alothe

When your too lazy and black to actually type 3 short words "all", "of" and "the"

Usually used by people who think facebook is made so you can spell like a dumbass

keisha: aye bruhh how you iz?
jaquile: not shit gurl I jus be wurkin alothe time

by AbrahamLinculn November 14, 2011

she says alot of things

Def:A counter-phrase to the phrase:thats what she said

ex:
Chuck Norris:Thats a hard one.
Man:Thats what she said! XD
Chuck Norris:She says alot of things,now doesnt she?
Man:I guess now that you ment-
*Chuck Norris then roundhouse-kicks the poor,poor,stupid man*

she says alot of things thats what she said

by Bizz70 February 10, 2010

Fake-ality

An alternate reality where one actually believes their delusions of grandeur to be an undeniable truth.

(Ant.) Reality

Guy: You want me you know it!

Girl: Yeah maybe in fake-ality...

by KikiChaos33 April 20, 2009

alot

A word that actually DOES exist, and any idiot who claims otherwise is "retarded."

Alot of Americans are brainless twits.

by Taither May 12, 2008

aloota

a little bit, or somewhat.

Borky: "are you tired?"
Jason: "aloota"
Borky: "go take a nap."

by Bob Piff December 25, 2008

alliterative appellation

an alliterative appellation

No-Nonsense Norman is an alliterative appellation
Butthead Barry
Santorum-Slurping Sandra

by metalliska December 8, 2011

Alfit

(also spelled "alfet," "alphit," "alphet")
Misspelling of "outfit." Popularized after a tweet went viral saying "anyways. i like my alfet last night," with a reply stating "i know you not tryna say outfit...i just know you're not"
Recently it has been used a lot on Tik Tok.

"your alfit fresh as fuck"

"bitch you so stupid its spelled outfit..."

by camelCaseCo September 22, 2020